I need a...........

[Bordertangoman]

We are here for you ee, you know that.

me too, with a footstool too ( so you can reach my shoulder without stooping)

It doesn't matter what your altitude, I know I would ever need to stoop to look you in the eye.

that is too mystical for me.......

"ah, glasshoppa, when you can look the mythical Elisedance in the eye without altering your altitude then you will be truly enlightened."

[elisedance]

We are here for you ee, you know that.

me too, with a footstool too ( so you can reach my shoulder without stooping)

It doesn't matter what your altitude, I know I would ever need to stoop to look you in the eye.

that is too mystical for me.......

"ah, glasshoppa, when you can look the mythical Elisedance in the eye without altering your altitude then you will be truly enlightened."

actually, you just nailed it...  except it was me doing the looking