not me, I think I was always 3-400...
you are Methuselah in disguise

Why the Meth? I mean he must be more than 400 or there is a lot of scriptures that are going to have to be revised.
Perhaps I'm Williamina Shakespeare (thats who really wrote the plays by the way, oh, and no, the picture is wrong)
Or maybe Queen Elise-abeth Ist. Go get me a potato Raleigh!