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elisedance
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« Reply #255 on: August 12, 2011, 12:18:22 PM »
Grin Grin Grin

congrats you get the three grinny faces award Smiley
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« Reply #256 on: August 12, 2011, 01:31:26 PM »
Cheesy

add another... cute. Smiley
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« Reply #257 on: August 12, 2011, 02:54:03 PM »
Quote from: elisedance on August 12, 2011, 12:18:22 PM
Grin Grin Grin

congrats you get the three grinny faces award Smiley
Grin
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”We need a witness to our lives.  There's a billion people on the planet, what does any one life really mean? But in a marriage, you're promising to care about everything.  The good things, the bad things, the terrible things, the mundane things, all of it, all of the time, every day. "
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« Reply #258 on: October 30, 2011, 02:12:16 PM »
A Canadian woman when asked if she'd like sex replied
"Only if you're having some."
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”We need a witness to our lives.  There's a billion people on the planet, what does any one life really mean? But in a marriage, you're promising to care about everything.  The good things, the bad things, the terrible things, the mundane things, all of it, all of the time, every day. "
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« Reply #259 on: November 02, 2011, 11:39:24 AM »
A Captain asked a group of sailors what is the best form of birth control for older people. Someone in the back yelled out, "nudity"!
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”We need a witness to our lives.  There's a billion people on the planet, what does any one life really mean? But in a marriage, you're promising to care about everything.  The good things, the bad things, the terrible things, the mundane things, all of it, all of the time, every day. "
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« Reply #260 on: November 30, 2011, 05:03:59 AM »
Whay music does a dentist like?

A: Cavatina..
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« Reply #261 on: November 30, 2011, 10:35:31 AM »
Tongue (note the mouth is not open)
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« Reply #262 on: February 15, 2012, 09:48:30 AM »
He used a bucket
A diminutive Welshman was up before the magistrates in London charged with a sexual assault on a much larger Australian female.

The magistrates were baffled as to how he had managed it and closely questioned the policeman who had arrested him.

"How on earth did he do it, officer?"

"He used a bucket, sir."

"You mean he stood on it?"

"No, sir, he put it over her head and swung from the handle
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« Reply #263 on: February 15, 2012, 01:09:03 PM »
Yup.  Very bad.  Badest maybe... Tongue
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