One Word Story

[Rugby]

Chocolate was mixed with macademia nuts which began to melt into oblivion.  Charlotte started wheezing hysterically and snorted the British whilst nibbling the head of an oxymoronic broccoli which reeked badly after having been overcooked. She decided it was time to indulge in a different addiction but couldn't decide which course of action would take the desire but later replace the ennui with cauliflower cheese. Suddenly, out of nowhere, with a wave of his soft feather boa he slid down the chimney only to find the fire lit and the boa started smoking. He shrieked like a girl and ran towards an aquarium, not realizing that in haste he caught thirteen frenzied goldfish. Knocking out Charlotte was only an excuse for leaving her without having told the postman about knocking up the tree house. The tree resin, leaking sporadically into two receptacles, ran thick and it became hot liquid rubber full of hydrocarbons. The advantage of living frugally with a millionaire is that receptacles are filled mainly with gunk that cleans floors and asphalt. Millionaires and Billionaires they fall out of grace with a friend when Gunkman attacks with vengeance.  Blimey how they can drive hybrid bean shells through steel plated anti-tank brassieres without provoking the oddest response outloud?  Even though breast milk can always quench ones nasal affliction, prolonged peptide can cause extreme diarrhoea. If time would only castrate the exterior of the ego, men would geldings make. With nonsense being on the minds of Minolta engineers, they sometimes went medieval in order to become more familiar with each morsal of quaderatic-equation Leonardo De Caprio divided items. With hourly exposure to gargantuan olives, dancers combine the worst possible concoctions together with Chinese remedies involving ginko weed.  "Blather!", cried out Sir Dancerlot. "Stop swaying around like a banshee! What are the ramifications," deduced Sherlock, the moron calico created a disturbance by seducing that one tiny siamese afro with combs and now it has birthed a mutant alien monster.  How can I conjecture when information overloads the frontal lobe?  Then Charlotte cried: "Pomegranates, whatever happened?" She swiftly began pounding her fists against soggy biscuits, thinking aloud telepathically.  Privet or not, one to one or two to two tutus we pirouetted around singing and dancing as one.  Contemplating the tragedy of recent viagra-related misadventures Olaf experienced, helping mankind not repeat the unbelievable experience that he achieved before the overwhelming tsunami of the family jewels. Doctor House came to explain the enormous

[QPO]

Chocolate was mixed with macademia nuts which began to melt into oblivion.  Charlotte started wheezing hysterically and snorted the British whilst nibbling the head of an oxymoronic broccoli which reeked badly after having been overcooked. She decided it was time to indulge in a different addiction but couldn't decide which course of action would take the desire but later replace the ennui with cauliflower cheese. Suddenly, out of nowhere, with a wave of his soft feather boa he slid down the chimney only to find the fire lit and the boa started smoking. He shrieked like a girl and ran towards an aquarium, not realizing that in haste he caught thirteen frenzied goldfish. Knocking out Charlotte was only an excuse for leaving her without having told the postman about knocking up the tree house. The tree resin, leaking sporadically into two receptacles, ran thick and it became hot liquid rubber full of hydrocarbons. The advantage of living frugally with a millionaire is that receptacles are filled mainly with gunk that cleans floors and asphalt. Millionaires and Billionaires they fall out of grace with a friend when Gunkman attacks with vengeance.  Blimey how they can drive hybrid bean shells through steel plated anti-tank brassieres without provoking the oddest response outloud?  Even though breast milk can always quench ones nasal affliction, prolonged peptide can cause extreme diarrhoea. If time would only castrate the exterior of the ego, men would geldings make. With nonsense being on the minds of Minolta engineers, they sometimes went medieval in order to become more familiar with each morsal of quaderatic-equation Leonardo De Caprio divided items. With hourly exposure to gargantuan olives, dancers combine the worst possible concoctions together with Chinese remedies involving ginko weed.  "Blather!", cried out Sir Dancerlot. "Stop swaying around like a banshee! What are the ramifications," deduced Sherlock, the moron calico created a disturbance by seducing that one tiny siamese afro with combs and now it has birthed a mutant alien monster.  How can I conjecture when information overloads the frontal lobe?  Then Charlotte cried: "Pomegranates, whatever happened?" She swiftly began pounding her fists against soggy biscuits, thinking aloud telepathically.  Privet or not, one to one or two to two tutus we pirouetted around singing and dancing as one.  Contemplating the tragedy of recent viagra-related misadventures Olaf experienced, helping mankind not repeat the unbelievable experience that he achieved before the overwhelming tsunami of the family jewels. Doctor House came to explain the enormous problem

[Some guy]

Chocolate was mixed with macademia nuts which began to melt into oblivion.  Charlotte started wheezing hysterically and snorted the British whilst nibbling the head of an oxymoronic broccoli which reeked badly after having been overcooked. She decided it was time to indulge in a different addiction but couldn't decide which course of action would take the desire but later replace the ennui with cauliflower cheese. Suddenly, out of nowhere, with a wave of his soft feather boa he slid down the chimney only to find the fire lit and the boa started smoking. He shrieked like a girl and ran towards an aquarium, not realizing that in haste he caught thirteen frenzied goldfish. Knocking out Charlotte was only an excuse for leaving her without having told the postman about knocking up the tree house. The tree resin, leaking sporadically into two receptacles, ran thick and it became hot liquid rubber full of hydrocarbons. The advantage of living frugally with a millionaire is that receptacles are filled mainly with gunk that cleans floors and asphalt. Millionaires and Billionaires they fall out of grace with a friend when Gunkman attacks with vengeance.  Blimey how they can drive hybrid bean shells through steel plated anti-tank brassieres without provoking the oddest response outloud?  Even though breast milk can always quench ones nasal affliction, prolonged peptide can cause extreme diarrhoea. If time would only castrate the exterior of the ego, men would geldings make. With nonsense being on the minds of Minolta engineers, they sometimes went medieval in order to become more familiar with each morsal of quaderatic-equation Leonardo De Caprio divided items. With hourly exposure to gargantuan olives, dancers combine the worst possible concoctions together with Chinese remedies involving ginko weed.  "Blather!", cried out Sir Dancerlot. "Stop swaying around like a banshee! What are the ramifications," deduced Sherlock, the moron calico created a disturbance by seducing that one tiny siamese afro with combs and now it has birthed a mutant alien monster.  How can I conjecture when information overloads the frontal lobe?  Then Charlotte cried: "Pomegranates, whatever happened?" She swiftly began pounding her fists against soggy biscuits, thinking aloud telepathically.  Privet or not, one to one or two to two tutus we pirouetted around singing and dancing as one.  Contemplating the tragedy of recent viagra-related misadventures Olaf experienced, helping mankind not repeat the unbelievable experience that he achieved before the overwhelming tsunami of the family jewels. Doctor House came to explain the enormous problem Viagra

[emeralddancer]

Chocolate was mixed with macademia nuts which began to melt into oblivion.  Charlotte started wheezing hysterically and snorted the British whilst nibbling the head of an oxymoronic broccoli which reeked badly after having been overcooked. She decided it was time to indulge in a different addiction but couldn't decide which course of action would take the desire but later replace the ennui with cauliflower cheese. Suddenly, out of nowhere, with a wave of his soft feather boa he slid down the chimney only to find the fire lit and the boa started smoking. He shrieked like a girl and ran towards an aquarium, not realizing that in haste he caught thirteen frenzied goldfish. Knocking out Charlotte was only an excuse for leaving her without having told the postman about knocking up the tree house. The tree resin, leaking sporadically into two receptacles, ran thick and it became hot liquid rubber full of hydrocarbons. The advantage of living frugally with a millionaire is that receptacles are filled mainly with gunk that cleans floors and asphalt. Millionaires and Billionaires they fall out of grace with a friend when Gunkman attacks with vengeance.  Blimey how they can drive hybrid bean shells through steel plated anti-tank brassieres without provoking the oddest response outloud?  Even though breast milk can always quench ones nasal affliction, prolonged peptide can cause extreme diarrhoea. If time would only castrate the exterior of the ego, men would geldings make. With nonsense being on the minds of Minolta engineers, they sometimes went medieval in order to become more familiar with each morsal of quaderatic-equation Leonardo De Caprio divided items. With hourly exposure to gargantuan olives, dancers combine the worst possible concoctions together with Chinese remedies involving ginko weed.  "Blather!", cried out Sir Dancerlot. "Stop swaying around like a banshee! What are the ramifications," deduced Sherlock, the moron calico created a disturbance by seducing that one tiny siamese afro with combs and now it has birthed a mutant alien monster.  How can I conjecture when information overloads the frontal lobe?  Then Charlotte cried: "Pomegranates, whatever happened?" She swiftly began pounding her fists against soggy biscuits, thinking aloud telepathically.  Privet or not, one to one or two to two tutus we pirouetted around singing and dancing as one.  Contemplating the tragedy of recent viagra-related misadventures Olaf experienced, helping mankind not repeat the unbelievable experience that he achieved before the overwhelming tsunami of the family jewels. Doctor House came to explain the enormous problem Viagra has

[Rugby]

Chocolate was mixed with macademia nuts which began to melt into oblivion.  Charlotte started wheezing hysterically and snorted the British whilst nibbling the head of an oxymoronic broccoli which reeked badly after having been overcooked. She decided it was time to indulge in a different addiction but couldn't decide which course of action would take the desire but later replace the ennui with cauliflower cheese. Suddenly, out of nowhere, with a wave of his soft feather boa he slid down the chimney only to find the fire lit and the boa started smoking. He shrieked like a girl and ran towards an aquarium, not realizing that in haste he caught thirteen frenzied goldfish. Knocking out Charlotte was only an excuse for leaving her without having told the postman about knocking up the tree house. The tree resin, leaking sporadically into two receptacles, ran thick and it became hot liquid rubber full of hydrocarbons. The advantage of living frugally with a millionaire is that receptacles are filled mainly with gunk that cleans floors and asphalt. Millionaires and Billionaires they fall out of grace with a friend when Gunkman attacks with vengeance.  Blimey how they can drive hybrid bean shells through steel plated anti-tank brassieres without provoking the oddest response outloud?  Even though breast milk can always quench ones nasal affliction, prolonged peptide can cause extreme diarrhoea. If time would only castrate the exterior of the ego, men would geldings make. With nonsense being on the minds of Minolta engineers, they sometimes went medieval in order to become more familiar with each morsal of quaderatic-equation Leonardo De Caprio divided items. With hourly exposure to gargantuan olives, dancers combine the worst possible concoctions together with Chinese remedies involving ginko weed.  "Blather!", cried out Sir Dancerlot. "Stop swaying around like a banshee! What are the ramifications," deduced Sherlock, the moron calico created a disturbance by seducing that one tiny siamese afro with combs and now it has birthed a mutant alien monster.  How can I conjecture when information overloads the frontal lobe?  Then Charlotte cried: "Pomegranates, whatever happened?" She swiftly began pounding her fists against soggy biscuits, thinking aloud telepathically.  Privet or not, one to one or two to two tutus we pirouetted around singing and dancing as one.  Contemplating the tragedy of recent viagra-related misadventures Olaf experienced, helping mankind not repeat the unbelievable experience that he achieved before the overwhelming tsunami of the family jewels. Doctor House came to explain the enormous problem Viagra has endured

[elisedance]

Chocolate was mixed with macademia nuts which began to melt into oblivion.  Charlotte started wheezing hysterically and snorted the British whilst nibbling the head of an oxymoronic broccoli which reeked badly after having been overcooked. She decided it was time to indulge in a different addiction but couldn't decide which course of action would take the desire but later replace the ennui with cauliflower cheese. Suddenly, out of nowhere, with a wave of his soft feather boa he slid down the chimney only to find the fire lit and the boa started smoking. He shrieked like a girl and ran towards an aquarium, not realizing that in haste he caught thirteen frenzied goldfish. Knocking out Charlotte was only an excuse for leaving her without having told the postman about knocking up the tree house. The tree resin, leaking sporadically into two receptacles, ran thick and it became hot liquid rubber full of hydrocarbons. The advantage of living frugally with a millionaire is that receptacles are filled mainly with gunk that cleans floors and asphalt. Millionaires and Billionaires they fall out of grace with a friend when Gunkman attacks with vengeance.  Blimey how they can drive hybrid bean shells through steel plated anti-tank brassieres without provoking the oddest response outloud?  Even though breast milk can always quench ones nasal affliction, prolonged peptide can cause extreme diarrhoea. If time would only castrate the exterior of the ego, men would geldings make. With nonsense being on the minds of Minolta engineers, they sometimes went medieval in order to become more familiar with each morsal of quaderatic-equation Leonardo De Caprio divided items. With hourly exposure to gargantuan olives, dancers combine the worst possible concoctions together with Chinese remedies involving ginko weed.  "Blather!", cried out Sir Dancerlot. "Stop swaying around like a banshee! What are the ramifications," deduced Sherlock, the moron calico created a disturbance by seducing that one tiny siamese afro with combs and now it has birthed a mutant alien monster.  How can I conjecture when information overloads the frontal lobe?  Then Charlotte cried: "Pomegranates, whatever happened?" She swiftly began pounding her fists against soggy biscuits, thinking aloud telepathically.  Privet or not, one to one or two to two tutus we pirouetted around singing and dancing as one.  Contemplating the tragedy of recent viagra-related misadventures Olaf experienced, helping mankind not repeat the unbelievable experience that he achieved before the overwhelming tsunami of the family jewels. Doctor House came to explain the gall

[QPO]

Chocolate was mixed with macademia nuts which began to melt into oblivion.  Charlotte started wheezing hysterically and snorted the British whilst nibbling the head of an oxymoronic broccoli which reeked badly after having been overcooked. She decided it was time to indulge in a different addiction but couldn't decide which course of action would take the desire but later replace the ennui with cauliflower cheese. Suddenly, out of nowhere, with a wave of his soft feather boa he slid down the chimney only to find the fire lit and the boa started smoking. He shrieked like a girl and ran towards an aquarium, not realizing that in haste he caught thirteen frenzied goldfish. Knocking out Charlotte was only an excuse for leaving her without having told the postman about knocking up the tree house. The tree resin, leaking sporadically into two receptacles, ran thick and it became hot liquid rubber full of hydrocarbons. The advantage of living frugally with a millionaire is that receptacles are filled mainly with gunk that cleans floors and asphalt. Millionaires and Billionaires they fall out of grace with a friend when Gunkman attacks with vengeance.  Blimey how they can drive hybrid bean shells through steel plated anti-tank brassieres without provoking the oddest response outloud?  Even though breast milk can always quench ones nasal affliction, prolonged peptide can cause extreme diarrhoea. If time would only castrate the exterior of the ego, men would geldings make. With nonsense being on the minds of Minolta engineers, they sometimes went medieval in order to become more familiar with each morsal of quaderatic-equation Leonardo De Caprio divided items. With hourly exposure to gargantuan olives, dancers combine the worst possible concoctions together with Chinese remedies involving ginko weed.  "Blather!", cried out Sir Dancerlot. "Stop swaying around like a banshee! What are the ramifications," deduced Sherlock, the moron calico created a disturbance by seducing that one tiny siamese afro with combs and now it has birthed a mutant alien monster.  How can I conjecture when information overloads the frontal lobe?  Then Charlotte cried: "Pomegranates, whatever happened?" She swiftly began pounding her fists against soggy biscuits, thinking aloud telepathically.  Privet or not, one to one or two to two tutus we pirouetted around singing and dancing as one.  Contemplating the tragedy of recent viagra-related misadventures Olaf experienced, helping mankind not repeat the unbelievable experience that he achieved before the overwhelming tsunami of the family jewels. Doctor House came to explain the gallstone

[elisedance]

[don't know about anyone else but I'm finding this topic nonsensical and rather pointless - is it worth restarting and making some rules so that the sentences actually mean something?]

[QPO]

I agree, it is just not making sense....

[Rugby]

Yeah, let's start again.

[Some guy]

I agree, let's cancel the show... even 'though I'm a little disappointed that I'll never find out if Charlotte will ever get her addictions cured by her therapist, Dr. House, or if the recent viagra-related misadventure that made Mr Olaf Gunkman develop an affinity for feather boas and moonlight as Sir Dancerlot would cause Charlotte to call off the marriage resulting in her getting the treehouse and Mr Gunkman being stuck with the medical bills for the olive and ginko weed herbal remedies as part of the settlement, not to mention the bitter battle that will surely ensue for the many millions he secured during his tenure at Minolta's top secret weapons division working on infusing bean shells with liquid rubber-derived hydrocarbons in order to create hybrid ammunition that could penetrate steel plated anti-tank brassieres used by the British.      

[emeralddancer]

talk about suming up the story and leaving a cliff hanger

[Some guy]

talk about suming up the story and leaving a cliff hanger

Will Olaf ever find out about Charlotte's infidelity with the postman in the treehouse?!  Will Charlotte be diagnosed as unfit to stand trial by Dr. House, thereby awarding everything to Olaf during the divorce?!  What secret powers does Sherlock the cat's mutant offspring possess? 

The suspense is killing me!!!

[Rugby]

Okay, somebody write a good synopsis then.

[elisedance]

I think you may have killed the topic R