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« Reply #1410 on: December 23, 2011, 06:17:19 AM »

 this side of Kalamazoo seems not the place to be at the moment. the roads have been blocked off due to a raving lunatic on the run and they have ot been able to catch him for five years.
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« Reply #1411 on: December 23, 2011, 10:03:34 AM »

"Orf!  I've ye arsenic' you'se get ye body bag!!"
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« Reply #1412 on: December 24, 2011, 06:53:49 AM »

ye body bag was not the right size for the deceased person  found down by the river.....the constabulary was called to fix the problem
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« Reply #1413 on: January 02, 2012, 02:08:28 PM »

[methinks you followed from the previous page Tongue ]
The problem was that this one refused to live in Tibet because the locals detested his music - but what did they expect, electing the Balalaika Lama?

[phew... carry on - ee]


Kalama Zoo was famous for its collection of exotic squid and octopuses and other Hapalochlaena and for its seafood restaurant..
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« Reply #1414 on: February 07, 2012, 08:30:11 PM »

Aika Lamato was the only 12th dan japanese chewwhitzo master - able to sever a footlong weiner into 14 equal size pieces as it flew past him projected from a tennis ball pitcing machine
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« Reply #1415 on: February 11, 2012, 05:26:21 AM »

as it flew past him projected from a tennis ball...he realised that something was very strange.....x files?
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« Reply #1416 on: February 11, 2012, 03:07:19 PM »

"X" files for divorce while "Y", his wife, is spending their retirement money on a surpise second honeymoon
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« Reply #1417 on: February 11, 2012, 08:21:41 PM »

a surprise second honeymoon was X's best kep secret indeed the divorice was a decoy and Y had no idea that this was her present on her 10th Wedding anniversay
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« Reply #1418 on: March 10, 2012, 04:07:47 AM »

Ann Iversay loved her new self-propelled shoes but it was a bit tiring stopping to wind them up every 20 feet
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« Reply #1419 on: March 22, 2012, 08:38:13 PM »

to wind them up every 20 feet, was becoming very tiresome....but had to be done.
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« Reply #1420 on: March 22, 2012, 08:43:48 PM »

"Bed-On-End" was the advertisement name for the really cheap sleeper cars on the Orient Local..
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« Reply #1421 on: October 28, 2012, 04:57:03 AM »

That look again! I wonder if I put my pants on backwards...
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« Reply #1422 on: November 11, 2012, 04:51:42 AM »

the Orient Local contributors of the asian times thought having a cultural festival would be great with the align of the new moon.
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« Reply #1423 on: November 11, 2012, 08:20:03 AM »

'Nov the New' mooned the elders at the inaugral gods of the valkiries annointment ceremony, leading to his demotion from 'Titan' to 'Cherub'
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« Reply #1424 on: November 19, 2012, 08:02:27 AM »

he rubbed the lamp and the genie popped out.
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