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captain jep
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« Reply #15 on: April 14, 2009, 02:03:19 PM »
Quote from: elisedance on April 13, 2009, 09:47:39 PM
'The 'R's arrive later' said Joe looking at the shop sign for "Ma-ket Ha-dwa-e".

"Ma-ke th' a-dwa-e disappear" groaned little Ping Pong, as he saw flashing up on his computer the 25th Cobra Beer advert in the last 5 minutes
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« Reply #16 on: April 14, 2009, 02:18:44 PM »
[I figured you were probably going to be the one to follow that lemon!]

The last 5 minute shrimp were the best tasting of all, thought Doris after polishing off the entire catering plate before the 200 guests walked into the reception.
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« Reply #17 on: April 15, 2009, 01:24:45 AM »
200 Guests walked into the reception only to be horrified that Doris was licking the catering plate clean.
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« Reply #18 on: April 15, 2009, 02:53:07 AM »
the catering plate clean, was a usual occurrence, when they had 10 cats who were the dishwashers
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« Reply #19 on: April 15, 2009, 04:21:04 AM »
10 cats who were the dishwashers at the Critters Ball  decided to go on strike until they were paid their back wages in mice
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« Reply #20 on: April 15, 2009, 08:36:34 AM »
Ages in mice was Darwin's first attempt to define the course of evolution
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« Reply #21 on: April 15, 2009, 08:40:05 AM »
the course of evolution is such a touchy subject to many, that they will not even discuss it ...
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« Reply #22 on: April 15, 2009, 08:54:12 AM »
Cuss it and maybe it will go away...
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« Reply #23 on: April 15, 2009, 08:56:41 AM »
go away never .... I will catch up to you, I promise I will!!!!!!!!  Wink Cheesy
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« Reply #24 on: April 15, 2009, 08:58:48 AM »
I will!!!!!!!!..I really will, I promise...What was that? Hmmmm I thought so...Now Now....I will never learn
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« Reply #25 on: April 15, 2009, 09:11:27 AM »
I will never learn the lambada
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« Reply #26 on: April 15, 2009, 09:23:48 AM »
lambada, is this the forbidden dance?
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« Reply #27 on: April 15, 2009, 12:27:54 PM »
Bidden danced so I did.
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« Reply #28 on: April 15, 2009, 01:02:15 PM »
So I did a loop-de-loop with a lickety-split and was awarded first prize by the Ballroom Kings
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« Reply #29 on: April 15, 2009, 01:55:39 PM »
All room kingsized beds are equiped with personal massagers
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