Bad Vug would have to be Absinthe flavoured and chewed in down-and-out fleabag joints in old New Orleans while slow jazz was being played in the far corner on an out of tune piano by Sweet Emma Brown I think...
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Bad Vug would be reindeer flavoured and chews in the halls of Valhalla whilst quaffing* flagons of mead whilst singing boisterously about one's defeats in battle and love.
Quaffing; Quaffing is a form of social drinking where most of the ale misses the mouth, and the tankard is used not so much as a vessel to drink from, but as something handy to conduct the singing. In Überwald, the amount of beer spilled while quaffing is reduced through the use of the sort of beer stein with a lid. This is generally a good-humoured way to spend an evening, although the humour does not rise much above rugby club level.
There is always a danger that quaffing might tip over into roistering.
Phew, that was scary!
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