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« Reply #60 on: April 29, 2009, 12:23:41 PM »

Fetchez la vache!
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People can be divided into three classes: the few who make things happen, the many who watch things happen and the overwhelming majority who have no idea what has happened - Warren Miller's "Off The Grid"
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« Reply #61 on: April 29, 2009, 01:43:37 PM »

Michelangelo [Eric Idle]: Good evening, Your Holiness.
Pope [John Cleese]: Evening, Michelangelo. I want to talk to you about this painting of yours, The Last Supper. I'm not happy about it.
Michelangelo: Oh, dear. It took me hours.
Pope: Not happy at all.
Michelangelo: Is it the jello you don't like?
Pope: No.
Michelangelo: It does add a bit of colour, doesn't it. Oh, I know, you don't like the kangaroo.
Pope: What kangaroo?
Michelangelo: No problem, I'll paint him out.
Pope: I never saw a kangaroo.
Michelangelo: Uh, he's right at the back. No sweat, I'll make him into a disciple. All right?
Pope: That's the problem.
Michelangelo: What is?
Pope: The disciples.
Michelangelo: Are they too Jewish? I made Judas the most Jewish.
Pope: No, it's just that there are 28 of them.
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”We need a witness to our lives.  There's a billion people on the planet, what does any one life really mean? But in a marriage, you're promising to care about everything.  The good things, the bad things, the terrible things, the mundane things, all of it, all of the time, every day. "
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« Reply #62 on: April 29, 2009, 02:03:53 PM »

Fetchez la vache!

Huh?
Fetchez la vache!
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« Reply #63 on: April 29, 2009, 05:17:02 PM »

NI!
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« Reply #64 on: May 02, 2009, 06:13:36 PM »

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« Reply #65 on: May 04, 2009, 01:49:44 PM »

We are the knights that go Ni!
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« Reply #66 on: May 07, 2009, 10:49:59 AM »

another waffer thin mint?
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« Reply #67 on: May 07, 2009, 10:39:32 PM »

Well I just can't call you "man"....
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You have to fight through a lot of crap before you find your way up out of the toilet. Sometimes I think I have a good hold on the rim then I slip back in.  Each time I don't sink quite as deep though. - Rugby
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« Reply #68 on: May 11, 2009, 05:11:43 PM »

Vocational guidance counselor!
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« Reply #69 on: May 11, 2009, 06:26:54 PM »

Come on, you pansy!
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« Reply #70 on: June 09, 2009, 01:23:39 PM »

M:  Argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of any statement the other person makes.
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A:  No it isn't.
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« Reply #71 on: June 09, 2009, 08:44:30 PM »

Always look on the bright side of life.
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« Reply #72 on: July 12, 2009, 02:04:54 PM »

My favourite!  Grin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04QoA44c23A
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« Reply #73 on: July 31, 2009, 10:48:58 AM »

I was visiting a friend a couple of weekends ago and he and I had a riot of a time playing this
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« Reply #74 on: August 10, 2009, 06:44:58 PM »

What would we do without Monty Python.  I would be a normal well adjusted person if it were'nt for them.
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