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« on: April 16, 2009, 09:25:37 PM »

Yes... yes... yes... yes... yes... yes... yes... yes... yes... yes... yes... yes... yes... yes... yes... yes... eight and a half... yes... yes... yes... yes... yes... yes...
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« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2009, 09:40:38 PM »

Monty Python movies are the reason why I turned out like I did.   Shocked
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« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2009, 10:05:23 PM »

Bring out your dead!
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« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2009, 10:33:35 PM »

nee
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« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2009, 10:44:22 PM »

ni, ni, ni,ni!
Bring me a shrubbery!
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« Reply #5 on: April 16, 2009, 11:10:13 PM »

I guess I would need write an application to the "department of Funny Walks"

 
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« Reply #6 on: April 16, 2009, 11:12:30 PM »

Just a flesh wound, I've had worse.
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« Reply #7 on: April 16, 2009, 11:49:48 PM »

Is that an Asian or European swallow?
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« Reply #8 on: April 17, 2009, 12:58:45 AM »

Your mother is a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries!
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« Reply #9 on: April 17, 2009, 04:16:00 AM »

no, its not dead, just sleeping
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« Reply #10 on: April 17, 2009, 04:42:51 AM »

"Tourist: Yes I quite agree I mean what's the point of being treated like sheep. What's the pointof going abroad if you're just another tourist carted around in buses surrounded by sweaty mindless oafs from Kettering and Coventry in their cloth caps and their cardigans and their transistor radios and their Sunday Mirrors, complaining about the tea - "Oh they don't make it properly here, do they, not like at home" - and stopping at Majorcan bodegas selling fish and chips and Watney's Red Barrel and calamares and two veg and sitting in their cotton frocks squirting Timothy White's suncream all over their puffy raw swollen purulent flesh 'cos they "overdid it on the first day."

Bounder: (agreeing patiently) Yes absolutely, yes I quite agree...

Tourist: And being herded into endless Hotel Miramars and Bellvueses and Continentales with their modern international luxury roomettes and draught Red Barrel and swimming pools full of fat German businessmen pretending they're acrobats forming pyramids and frightening the children and barging into queues and if you're not at your table spot on seven you miss the bowl of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup, the first item on the menu of International Cuisine, and every Thursday night the hotel has a bloody cabaret in the bar, featuring a tiny emaciated dago with nine-inch hips and some bloated fat tart with her hair brylcreemed down and a big arse presenting Flamenco for Foreigners.

Bounder: (beggining to get fed up) Yes, yes now......

Tourist: And then some adenoidal typists from Birmingham with flabby white legs and diarrhoea trying to pick up hairy bandy-legged wop waiters called Manuel and once a week there's an excursion to the local Roman Remains to buy cherryade and melted ice cream and bleeding Watney's Red Barrel and one evening you visit the so called typical restaurant with local colour and atmosphere and you sit next to a party from Rhyl who keep singing "Torremolinos, torremolinos" and complaining about the food - "It's so greasy isn't it?" - and you get cornered by some drunken greengrocer from Luton with an Instamatic camera and Dr. Scholl sandals and last Tuesday's Daily Express and he drones on and on about how Mr. Smith should be running this country and how many languages Enoch Pow ell can speak and then he throws up over the Cuba Libres. "

because your quotes were too short and this is MP's equivalent to Hamlet's soliliquoy
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« Reply #11 on: April 17, 2009, 11:25:14 AM »


Oh, intercourse the bloody penguin!
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« Reply #12 on: April 17, 2009, 01:07:28 PM »

When I, I not verbs.  But I only do it every other sentence.
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« Reply #13 on: April 17, 2009, 04:53:04 PM »

Woger!
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« Reply #14 on: April 17, 2009, 06:46:16 PM »

I am obviously in the presence of masters!  I bow to your superior knowledge!
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