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Bordertangoman
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« on: April 16, 2009, 09:39:36 AM »

In honour of the Queer Dean,
The monk of Sherwood Forest, Triaf **** Shocked
and for those who bleep sadly and half warmed fishes.
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« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2009, 09:49:57 AM »

I am the phesant plukcker
I'm the phesant luce son,
I si here plucking phesant
Tll he phesant plucke domes/.

No a spoonerism.  Say i ou loud wih a lare audienc.
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« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2009, 09:57:16 AM »

I am the phesant plukcker
I'm the phesant luce son,
I si here plucking phesant
Tll he phesant plucke domes/.

No a spoonerism.  Say i ou loud wih a lare audienc.

trust you to put a wanner in the spurks! foil my spun would you. Now I'm had as a matter.
The Spev Rooner will be grurning in his tave.
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« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2009, 10:17:39 AM »


No a spoonerism.  Say i ou loud wih a lare audienc.

Are you topping your drees here?

I feel a pull towards those tappy himes when we were all gllitting in the sade. A place where a man tears whites and is proud of it!

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« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2009, 12:20:27 PM »

Okay, so you all are better than I am as you can make your own!
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« Reply #5 on: April 16, 2009, 01:15:20 PM »

WHAT is a spoonerism? Huh
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« Reply #6 on: April 16, 2009, 01:56:25 PM »

I'm not sure if it is close to a malapropism or not.
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« Reply #7 on: April 16, 2009, 04:36:04 PM »

WHAT is a spoonerism? Huh

invented by the Rev Spooner who was prone to transposing the fron ends of words so " The Dear Queen" became "the queer dean"
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« Reply #8 on: April 16, 2009, 08:09:15 PM »

WHAT is a spoonerism? Huh

invented by the Rev Spooner who was prone to transposing the fron ends of words so " The Dear Queen" became "the queer dean"
Thanks BTM. aost mppreciated!  Wink
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« Reply #9 on: April 16, 2009, 11:15:37 PM »

I do it often, is it the brain going faster than the mouth or the other way round? Roll Eyes

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« Reply #10 on: April 17, 2009, 01:00:07 AM »

And the butterfly fluttered by...
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« Reply #11 on: April 17, 2009, 02:56:51 AM »

And the futterfly bluttered by Roll Eyes

And the butterfly fluttered by...
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« Reply #12 on: April 17, 2009, 04:49:10 AM »

the rude ones stick in my mind like the Salvation Army singer with a soul full of hope or the difference between a bad archer and a constipated owl; one can shoot but not hit...........
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« Reply #13 on: April 19, 2009, 06:33:13 PM »

a panda eats sheets and loaves
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« Reply #14 on: April 20, 2009, 04:48:28 AM »

in a ruddy blush again
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